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Wanna get laid in Medellin?
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Wanna get laid in Medellin?
Simple: GET. OUT. OF. MEDELLIN.


I have been back to my old pussy paradise for the annual flower festival parties before I fly to Ukraine in a few weeks. Today, even a well-seeded player like me can be challenged to pick-up the local attention seeking paisas of Medellin.

Granted, you can always bang average 5's and 6's from lower status, surrounding poor neighborhoods with relative ease, but anything higher than that - even in the lower status neighborhood has now become a challenge.


Solution? Rent a car, and get out of Medellin, and YOU WILL FIND PUSSY PARADISE!

GPS's on your iPhone work very well, but do not rely strictly on google maps to get you there - you see, getting to these places I'm about to mention is part of the fun, and adventure of exploring - that is why you came to Colombia, right?

Here is a list of Mixx's new pussy paradise full of very beautiful girls who will get wet at your foreign status TODAY IN 2012.

YOU MUST HAVE A CAR TO GET TO ANY OF THESE PLACES!!

Guarne - This city is about 1hr drive from Medellin, but damn!!! I had 3 SNL's here, in 8 days! no foreigners, and nobody speaks english!! However, your basic spanish will be enough to get you laid. There is a reason this place is my No. 1 pick: no foreigners, and local girls never, ever even visit the city of Medellin. So, you will be exotic, and a huge novelty where girls will compete for your attention, and your sperm!! Visit thsi place on a Saturday and stay and party the night - you have a 90% chance of fucking a beautiful girl.

Girardota: Close enough to Medellin to take a day trip and just talk to any girl that catches your eye - chances are she will be in your bed that night, so approach with confidence and swoop! Visit this place on a Sunday.


La Ceja, Rionegro: Rionegro is just amazing place to chase pussy - hell, you fly into Rionegro when you land in Medellin, but the fact that Rionegro is a 45minute drive from Medellin makes it a place to must explore and conquer. Visit this place on any Fri, Sat or Sunday.

Marinilla: This place is certainly off the beaten path, but full of diamonds in the rough - your foreign status here gets you immediate attention. Vsit this city any given weekday or weekend.

Caucasia: I banged a girl traveling to Medellin from here, she was a SNL for me, and was excited to be hanging out with me. If she is an example of the local girls of Caucasia, better keep this place on my radar.

Bello: Bello is still worth mentioning. You can actually get here using the metro train, but remember that girls here are used to foreigners now. You can still fuck a few of them above 7 in looks, but it won't be incredibly easy like the aforementioned towns. AVOID ON SUNDAYS!! Sundays is family day all over Medellin, and any girl above a 6 in looks definitely was fucking her brains out the night before, and will not be very interested in you at all. Visit on weekdays by hopping on the metro and go to the local mall called "Porton".


tip 1: avoid the cargo shorts, and flip-flopsguys - it's really a laughing joke with locals how all foreigners dress like poor backpackers. Show some swag, and look cool - and pussy paradise can still be found on the outskirts of Medellin...all within a 1hr drive from the city - imagine that?


tip 2: when you get to these places, start talking in basic spanish to any girl you like, and immediately play up your foreigner status. Wen she asks why you are there, just feed her some bullshit that you are a very adventurous man and feel that the best people of Medellin are outside the city, and got tired of the anti-social snob attitude of the city locals. They will agree and like you for it.

Tipe 3: If you have kissed closed a girl, escalate to the bang. Do not be afraid to mention a motel, unlike north america, girls here do not see it as trashy or low to get invited to a motel to "use the swimming pool" and "go and relax with music and a bottle of aguardiente"....99.9999% of girls live with parents/family and are used to fucking in Motels. Just pick a nice one, hell she may even recommend one! =)


Mixx



(This post was last modified: 08-14-2012, 05:51 AM by Mixx.)
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Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-12-2012, 02:17 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by gadabout - 08-12-2012, 06:59 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by bigbootyluvr - 08-12-2012, 06:18 PM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by G Trooper - 08-13-2012, 02:55 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Martelo - 08-13-2012, 03:42 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-13-2012, 04:29 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-14-2012, 12:37 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by wolfpack10 - 08-14-2012, 03:49 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-14-2012, 05:34 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by MacArthur - 08-15-2012, 07:21 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-15-2012, 11:30 AM
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RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-15-2012, 11:57 PM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by MacArthur - 08-16-2012, 01:48 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-19-2012, 11:11 PM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Tomtud - 08-23-2012, 03:12 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Destino - 08-23-2012, 05:29 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-23-2012, 08:16 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Destino - 08-24-2012, 03:13 AM
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RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-24-2012, 01:29 AM
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RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-24-2012, 07:36 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by MacArthur - 08-24-2012, 07:51 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Cyse - 08-24-2012, 09:08 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-24-2012, 11:55 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 08-25-2012, 02:13 AM
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RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by wolfpack10 - 09-26-2012, 03:16 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 09-26-2012, 03:31 AM
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RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Buitre - 10-01-2012, 01:36 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Tomtud - 10-01-2012, 04:34 AM
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RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by wolfpack10 - 10-02-2012, 02:36 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by wolfpack10 - 10-03-2012, 02:40 AM
RE: Wanna get laid in Medellin? - by Mixx - 10-03-2012, 09:26 AM
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