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The penis thread... no homo
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The penis thread... no homo
This is the thread to discuss all penis related topics, no pictures.
Ie.
-how long it is
-any funny stories about your penis like girls telling you it is gianmongous
-do you have to use viagra if your over 40
-if you won any dick measuring contest
-pissing matches
06-13-2013, 08:00 AM
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RE: The penis thread... no homo
I wont give the exact size of mine, but it's over 8 inches. I don't claim to be the world best lover either Smile

I'm mid 30's, tried viagra for the first time a while ago for fun, and it was indeed, highly recommend a viagra shag session on a Sunday morning.

Was cringeing watching Game of Thrones with that guy getting his schlong cut off.
06-13-2013, 08:14 AM
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Viagra shagging sessions are awesome especially when you don't actually need it. Not sure what it does for guys who can't get it up without it but just a quarter of a pill and it turns me into a complete pornstar. I can fuck for about 12hrs solid without a rest. It's not just an erection it gives me but a ton of energy and horniness too.

Anyone who's not tried it should.
06-13-2013, 08:54 AM
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RE: The penis thread... no homo
(06-13-2013, 08:54 AM)RockingForever Wrote: Viagra shagging sessions are awesome especially when you don't actually need it. Not sure what it does for guys who can't get it up without it but just a quarter of a pill and it turns me into a complete pornstar. I can fuck for about 12hrs solid without a rest. It's not just an erection it gives me but a ton of energy and horniness too.

Anyone who's not tried it should.

Thats because many of them as forms of steroids.

06-13-2013, 10:20 AM
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Eh?
06-13-2013, 10:34 AM
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RE: The penis thread... no homo
i always seem to get into situations where penis and/or it's size is the topic of discussion. Never really in europe as most chicks dont talk about size. Its always the american hoes that talk about it.

ive had my ups and downs..

the down: would be fucking the neighborhood hood rat that all my boys banged and barely being able to get it up to maybe like 50%. end result: a lot of shit talk..."he has a small dick etc etc"

the funny: In vegas after a night of boozing i walked up to a chick playing at the slot machine. i was fuked up so i was direct and after a beer with her i was like lets go up to the room. She said her "brother" was in the room asleep as we were in the elevator so i pulled her to the side into the fire escape staircase at the Vdara Casino. She sucked me off and i blasted her doggy style. But here is the funny part, as we were having small talk out of nowehere she goes "i love big dick, you got a big dick" ??hahaha i was like im alright slightly over 7" depending how horny u get me. So she takes my hand and is like, show me how big. I'm like nah fuk that lets up to the room. So as she whips it out of my pants, i got a raging boner...she fukin takes two of her hands to see if she can put both of them on the shaft...hahahha. Then shes like not bad and starts sucking...The funny thing is she could barely take it from the back like i had to go slow at times and shit. So All that talk for what??? 7" is considered OK at best in america (according to size queens) Go figure...

PS. this bitch was too funny, she was like "you know how they say once you go black you never go back? Well i went black and i definetly went back"

hahahaha....cant make it up. American bitches
06-14-2013, 01:12 AM
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My dick can be awesome. I have pretty decent length but my girth is my downfall. I'm reasonable at the base but towards head a bit of a joke something like a wizards hat. Plus my foreskin is fucked from all the stretching I used to do when I would flash at parties. Must have flashed over 90 times in my 21 years.


Might just post a pic if I get wasted and want attention. No homo.
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06-14-2013, 02:03 AM
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Don't bother.
06-14-2013, 06:27 AM
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I won't I got carried away. Damn I take back what I said about oneitis. Not all that fun for sure. Didn't pull tonight and seen the chick. Gave me a god damn knot in my stomach. What a phaggot I'm becoming. Fucking Other girls who are hot make it go away for a while.
06-14-2013, 06:50 AM
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Anyone care to see my prince albert?

06-14-2013, 07:25 AM
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I'm cool either way.
06-14-2013, 07:29 AM
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(06-14-2013, 06:50 AM)Rick91 Wrote: I won't I got carried away. Damn I take back what I said about oneitis. Not all that fun for sure. Didn't pull tonight and seen the chick. Gave me a god damn knot in my stomach. What a phaggot I'm becoming. Fucking Other girls who are hot make it go away for a while.

Man the fuck up and bang this chick or forget about her.
06-14-2013, 09:00 PM
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I will bang more chicks. But I won't forget her. It made me realise that there are so much qualities beyond the physical that I appreciate. And they are fucking rare.
06-14-2013, 09:58 PM
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It must be love.
06-14-2013, 10:34 PM
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I googled it. Unrequited love. 98% of people will feel it at some point in their lives. I'm assuming psychopaths and the like are the 2%. I wouldn't call it love but I could see the potential.
06-14-2013, 10:45 PM
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