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10 things you should know about Ukrainian women
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10 things you should know about Ukrainian women
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I am a 5'9'' male with long blonde hair. I have been traveling for 4 months and haven't been to the gym in a while so am quite thin.

The club in the story following these 10 points was at 'metro'.

I have no idea how to speak Russian and/or Ukrainian


1. 95% of girls are not sluts and because of this one-night stands are rare. Going two or three dates without sex is common, but the sex is worth it.

2. Learning a few Ukrainian words will increase your chances of picking her up by at least 25%.

3. Being feminine in anyway will not do you any favours. Ukrainian women want men; so be macho as fuck.

4. Not unlike Poland, dark skinned men are worshipped. Don’t leave your girl alone with even the ugliest Spaniard; they will win her over most of the time.

5. When texting they will take their time replying. I found it common for them to leave at least 6 hours in between texts. A smiley face is usually typed like this Smile however Ukrainian women will leave the eyes out making it seem as though she’s putting her sentences in brackets.

6. Appearance is everything. High heels are worn more than any other shoe, even to dinner at your apartment.

7. Up to 50% of Ukrainian men have some form of alcoholism so although being shit-faced is awesome, a more controlled approach is more desirable.

8. Being cocky will get you nowhere when first approaching women. ‘Confident nice guy’ is your best bet.

9. Use protection when fucking. Birth control isn’t used nearly as much as it should be.

10. Having an apartment to bring her back to will increase your chances of being in her vagina by at least 50%. Most girls between 18 and 25 still live with their parents and trying to sneak her into your hostel is a risk you shouldn’t be willing to take.

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After one week in our apartment we have managed to secure ourselves two stage five clingers, two flaky head fucked hotties, a plant Lionel stole from the street and a possible eviction.

The story begins with a text from Julia that read: “Hey, you and Lionel up for some fun tonight?” Lionel and I decided to give the fiery red head and ‘virgin girl’ another whirl before we removed them permanently from our lives. We met them out at a nearby bar where would drink for a few hours before beginning our walk back to the apartment. Lionel had gotten considerably drunker than any of us and decided pushing over street pot plants would have the girls begging for sex as soon as we got home.

This behaviour is apparently quite uncommon in L’viv so the girls and I decided to run back to the apartment to escape a beating from the local authorities. As we entered the apartment I noticed Lionel in my peripherals close behind us carrying what look like a plant. As I turned to tell him how ridiculous he was acting he proceed to lob dirt at me, covering my entire face. This unfortunately wasn’t the end of his rampage. If I didn’t know any better I would of thought he was trying to cockblock both of us. Thankfully we had fucked the girls quite well a few nights beforehand. I feel confident in saying that their pussies were ours even if we had of sacrificed a goat right there in our kitchen. The sex was great, the house was caked in dirt and I even performed a porno style jackhammer on Julia.

The following night we decided to contact two girls we had met at ‘Metro’ earlier in the week. Natasha had a classic case of ‘I’m hot as fuck, but dress like a 12 year old from 1995’, but this didn’t seem to bother Lionel. Irena, a solid 8.5, was of equal attractiveness to Natasha and possibly the ditsiest Ukrainian I’ve ever met. We had organised to have sex with them at our apartment under the guise of cooking them dinner. The text message conversation was equally as odd as Natasha’s dress sense:

Me: “Hey we had fun with you the other night. You and Natasha should come over to our apartment for drinks and dinner tonight?

6 hours later…

Irena: “Yes we will come.”

I then sent her our address and told them to come over at 8pm and asked her if there was anything in particular they didn’t eat, but received no reply.

Me: “Do you eat fish?”

2 hours later …

Irena: “Yes”

We had decided to wait until they arrived to cook the fish, but by 10pm we hadn’t heard anything from them and decided we were being stood up. I shot Natasha a text: “Are you coming?” to try to confirm this, but was surprised to receive a text back within two minutes: “In 15 minutes.”

Forty-five minutes later Lionel and I were having a cigarette on our balcony discussing how fucking rude these bitches were when we heard the girls familiar laughs. We watched them try to find our apartment for the next 10 minutes for some light entertainment before calling out to them and eventually letting them in.

They both wore brightly coloured jeans and 6-inch heels making them slightly taller than us. The girls make up was light, their toned stomachs were clearly visible through the fishnet t-shirts they both wore. They giggled like schoolgirls as they entered our apartment whilst handing us a bottle of Ukrainian whiskey and white chocolate as a gift. I thought that was nice of them, but white chocolate and whiskey is a small price to pay for being weird as fuck.

Me: “Okay, we can start cooking now.”

Natasha: “We’re not hungry.”

Not only did they make us wait, they had something to eat before they came over for dinner. These girls were being bitches and I was very close to letting them know this, but the power of the pussy made me bite my tongue.

Lionel and I had noticed that every time we had been out with these girls they had never drank and were always completely sober. We decided it would be in our best interest to feed them alcohol to loosen them up, as they seemed a little uncomfortable speaking English. After four or so drinks they were both drunk: Objective one complete.

My following actions were due to the fact that in Eastern Europe it’s very common for a guy to go home empty handed if he doesn’t act like a complete sleaze and fails to control a girl both mentally and physically. Eastern Europe seems to be stuck in the 1950’s where buying a girl a drink isn’t a sign of weakness and a hot woman will fuck an ugly dude as long as he’s a good man. The women are rarely dressed like sluts and are incredibly obsessed with how they look. It’s uncommon to have a one night stand so taking them out on a few dates is highly recommended if you want to bang anything over an 8.

After good results using cave man game on Julia I decided to try it out on Irena. I took her by the hand and told her I was going for “a smoke”. The beauty about the balcony is that you have to walk through my bedroom in order to gain access. I pushed Irena onto the bed and playfully smashed her over the head with a pillow. She pulled me down onto the bed as we passionately kissed in clear view of Lionel and Natasha who were still chatting in the kitchen.

Earlier in the night the girls had mentioned that they had a great relationship with god and to signify this they would wear a ring on their marriage finger. This was obviously a very small set back, but Lionel was fairly keen to slay his second virgin for the week.

Whilst kissing Irena on the bed I noticed Lionel carrying Natasha into his bedroom. The isolation part of the mission was complete, now to make the epic journey past the glaring eyes of our lord and saviour ‘Jesus Christ’ and into the depths of her vagina. Her barriers were up incredibly high. It was as though her daddy was going to inspect her vagina the moment she got home to make sure not even a finger had been inside.

I tried for at least 2 hours, but I only got as far as her amazingly well rounded breasts. After giving up she fell asleep and I heard Lionel in the kitchen drinking a glass of water so I decided to ask him how he went.

Lionel: “Kissing and awesome boobs”

We said goodbye to them in the morning and were left scratching our heads.

We received a text from Penelope later that day: “Why were you awake at 3am this morning? I walked past your apartment and your light was on”.

Are we concerned? Yes. A little.

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RE: 10 things you should know about Ukrainian women
dark skinned men

what do you really mean by that?

would you say a black man would own it there because deb might disagree with you
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"Not unlike Poland, dark skinned men are worshipped. Don’t leave your girl alone with even the ugliest Spaniard; they will win her over most of the time."


Are you serious?? I'm a Tan skin Spaniard - wooohooo!! =)


Why did you post this bullet point? What was your experience that you mention this, curious. Are there a lot of brown-skin Spaniards walking around Ukraine hunting for ass?

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(10-26-2012, 11:14 AM)Confuclican Wrote: dark skinned men

what do you really mean by that?

would you say a black man would own it there because deb might disagree with you

I should clear that up. Black men don't seem nearly as welcome as spanish or italian men.

I was at a restaurant with a friend and two girls my friend and I were trying to bang. A spanish dude worked his way into our conversation which set my alarm bells ringing.

I asked the spaniard if he wanted to go for a cigarette which he agreed to. On our cigarette break I warned the spaniard that I knew what he was doing and that he should find some other girls to game. He never returned to our table, but the Ukrainian girls were asking where he had gone.

Watch your bitches around these guys.
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"4. Not unlike Poland, dark skinned men are worshipped. Don’t leave your girl alone with even the ugliest Spaniard; they will win her over most of the time."

Mate you shouldn't say things like that because
A) it's inherently untrue.
B) There are darker skinned guys who might book a flight to Kiev based on what you said and waste a lot of money.

The truth is that dark skinned guys have a tougher time in Ukraine then white guys.
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Well, I have to vouch if yuu have Tan Skin, and dress VERY STYLISH. Every girl on baddo I contact from Ukraine compliments my spanish looks, and always make a side comment "you must get a lot of girls, you are playboy"....Also, I have dated a few girls in Miami from Ukraine and have successfully closed on.

I think that if you have the Enrique Iglesias latino look, despite NOT being white, you will do well. However, if you look like Shaq (without the fame and Millions in cash), then it will be an uphill battle.



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They quite like Spanish men, but Spaniards are.often not in shape and they are also not very Macho. Italians do ok but they are too short. Greeks do well here, they share the same religion and have dark looks that are quite distinguishable from Turks.
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(10-27-2012, 03:00 AM)deb auchery Wrote: They quite like Spanish men, but Spaniards are.often not in shape and they are also not very Macho. Italians do ok but they are too short. Greeks do well here, they share the same religion and have dark looks that are quite distinguishable from Turks.

I referenced back to your post.

You say Turks do poorly in the Ukraine yet Lighter skin Indian men do well, is there a reason why?
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Well Indian guys are more friendly, passive and sophisticated. And often the ones that are travelling have money.

Turks on the other hand are often slimy, perverted, aggressive, no style, and have no respect for women.

Some Turks are ok, but in general they are pretty despised in this part of the world.

I can't remember saying Indian men do well, it's hard to give decent statistics as there aren't that many here, in Lvov at least.
I have an Indian friend who came here recently he did ok, he's been living in America for some time though. He ended uppaying for this chick to go to Georgia with him, will ahve to find out how it went.
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(10-27-2012, 03:27 AM)deb auchery Wrote: Well Indian guys are more friendly, passive and sophisticated. And often the ones that are travelling have money.

Turks on the other hand are often slimy, perverted, aggressive, no style, and have no respect for women.

Some Turks are ok, but in general they are pretty despised in this part of the world.

I can't remember saying Indian men do well, it's hard to give decent statistics as there aren't that many here, in Lvov at least.
I have an Indian friend who came here recently he did ok, he's been living in America for some time though. He ended uppaying for this chick to go to Georgia with him, will ahve to find out how it went.


I think you might have said lighter kind of Indian men do decent or something like that, I know you said they did better than turks, asians, and even the much loved Black men
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(10-26-2012, 11:29 PM)Mixx Wrote: Well, I have to vouch if yuu have Tan Skin, and dress VERY STYLISH. Every girl on baddo I contact from Ukraine compliments my spanish looks, and always make a side comment "you must get a lot of girls, you are playboy"....Also, I have dated a few girls in Miami from Ukraine and have successfully closed on.

I think that if you have the Enrique Iglesias latino look, despite NOT being white, you will do well. However, if you look like Shaq (without the fame and Millions in cash), then it will be an uphill battle.



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With all due respect,that's not what the OP talked about. He implied directly that dark skinned guys,even ugly ones are worshipped. That is BS.

I'm not saying if you're tanned don't go. I am not saying if you're tanned you won't get laid. I'm saying that being tanned does not get you worshipped with women falling over themselves to get to you as was implied. The sad truth is that due to your colour alone you will have it harder then a white dude,even a white dude with less going for him then you much of the time.

Go to Ukraine mate,you'll love it,the women are even better then you imagine they will be. Just don't go thinking you'll kill it there because you're tanned like tbe OP said.




(10-27-2012, 03:27 AM)deb auchery Wrote: I have an Indian friend who came here recently he did ok, he's been living in America for some time though. He ended uppaying for this chick to go to Georgia with him, will ahve to find out how it went.

That's awesome. What was the girl like Deb? Did he use the Georgia trip as a lure to close her or did he offer that post bang? I think there was an Indian guy on RVF a year back ( Ami5 maybe?? ) who seemed to do ok there.
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I have to make a post that questions the validity of this whole blank race kills it in blank country shit.

How the fuck do you even know?

Like HOW do you know that being a Blonde guy alone will make you desired in Brazil over Cristiano Ronaldo?

How do you know that Black men are loved in Sweden?

When I visited Sweden I saw quite a bit of East Asian looking guys (Koreans, Japanese, Chinese) with Blondes, just kissing each other in public and even met a couple where this GORGEOUS blonde was with her kids and their father was a Japanese guy who was a Ken Watanabe look alike. Some people there even commented saying that Japanese men are loved in Sweden but that doesn't mean I am going to say they "kill it" there.

This whole thing discourages me from even bothering to travel to places like Colombia and Brazil since I heard women there aren't into black hair, brown eyes, and light brown skin and a Bollywood actor would have it tough there.

I just don't get how you can legitimately say this race is loved here or this race is loved there. Any criteria for this shit?
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Confuclian, where in India are you from?

I'm getting close to booking a trip in December for a couple of months
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(10-27-2012, 04:08 AM)Vorkuta Wrote: Go to Ukraine mate,you'll love it,the women are even better then you imagine they will be. Just don't go thinking you'll kill it there because you're tanned like tbe OP said.

Agreed. I only think Poland and few other Baltic countries have a LIGHT tan skin fetish where it helps you without you saying a word. Ukraine may not be one of them, however, girls do accept you once you show swag and style, and of course you have $$$ and are not broke ditch digger.

Regardless, I am definitely waiting for springtime to do my Ukraine/Poland tour and finally put all of these bullshit myths to rest.


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(10-27-2012, 04:08 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:
(10-26-2012, 11:29 PM)Mixx Wrote: Well, I have to vouch if yuu have Tan Skin, and dress VERY STYLISH. Every girl on baddo I contact from Ukraine compliments my spanish looks, and always make a side comment "you must get a lot of girls, you are playboy"....Also, I have dated a few girls in Miami from Ukraine and have successfully closed on.

I think that if you have the Enrique Iglesias latino look, despite NOT being white, you will do well. However, if you look like Shaq (without the fame and Millions in cash), then it will be an uphill battle.



Mixx

With all due respect,that's not what the OP talked about. He implied directly that dark skinned guys,even ugly ones are worshipped. That is BS.

I'm not saying if you're tanned don't go. I am not saying if you're tanned you won't get laid. I'm saying that being tanned does not get you worshipped with women falling over themselves to get to you as was implied. The sad truth is that due to your colour alone you will have it harder then a white dude,even a white dude with less going for him then you much of the time.

Go to Ukraine mate,you'll love it,the women are even better then you imagine they will be. Just don't go thinking you'll kill it there because you're tanned like tbe OP said.




(10-27-2012, 03:27 AM)deb auchery Wrote: I have an Indian friend who came here recently he did ok, he's been living in America for some time though. He ended uppaying for this chick to go to Georgia with him, will ahve to find out how it went.

That's awesome. What was the girl like Deb? Did he use the Georgia trip as a lure to close her or did he offer that post bang? I think there was an Indian guy on RVF a year back ( Ami5 maybe?? ) who seemed to do ok there.

In my experience looking spanish or italian will do you a lot of favours in Ukraine. Same goes for Poland.
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